‘Funny’ Archives
Will Rogers was quite the cowboy, with all the wisdom of simple, honest folk. His words still ring with common sense today
Will Rogers was quite the cowboy, with all the wisdom of simple, honest folk. His words still ring with common sense today... although, 'common sense ain't so common'....Lex Simple but Brilliant and full of truths! Enjoy! Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political [...]
Jose and Carlos are both beggars.
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.. Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend. "Hey, [...]
BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN Thanks For The Memories
I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference: ON TURNING 70 'You still chase women, but only downhill'. ON TURNING 80 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.' ON TURNI NG 90 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the [...]
Actual answers to exam questions !
I've seen some of these before, don't know what year they are talking about... But, they are good! These will crack you up! following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. ) These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)...........and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, [...]
